“I ain’t admitting nothing today. You can’t prove it and I didn’t do it.”
Oh sorry, I didn’t see you standing there. I was just practicing going back to work.
How this sound? “Current trends suggest an extrapolation of data points more appropriate for further discussion.” Pretty good huh? I have hundreds of those saved up – new ones I’ve never used before.
This one always gets me out of trouble – “He did it.”
How about this one, “Cough, cough, I am still a little weak from the cancer, but that’s at the top of my to-do list; if I live through the day … cough, cough.”
Yeah that’s it I’m feeling it now.
I’ll be able to use these gems and others like them some time next month and I can’t wait to hang out with people instead of dogs. That’s it for today.
See ya,
Peace,
Bill
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