Top Ten Things Chemo Patients in Recovery Like To Do
10. Walk aimlessly up and down escalators to get the illusion they are climbing stairs
9. Tell people enthralling stories of chemotherapy
8. Tell people boring stories about chemotherapy
7. While on disability, calling co-workers and offer unsought advice
6. Buy wine then be afraid to to drink it
5. Eat ice cream three meals a day to gain back the weight they loss, even though they needed to lose weight
4. Avoid people who say, "Cancer huh? My uncle had that. He died, but you look a lot stronger."
3. Obsess about every ache and pain to the point of distraction
2. Avoid Lifetime movies about cancer (someone always dies)
1. Go to the cancer ward to have the nurses tell you how good you look
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