Bill’s Cancer Announcements
It has come to my attention that we are not having as much fun with my cancer as we could. It is time to fix that.
New Business – Monday we will begin a new contest. – The funniest/stupidest get well card. Go find the funniest/stupidest get well cards you can and send them to me. You can send them to 396 Stafford Ave, Newark DE, 19711 or via email to Lettice123@yahoo.com. The deadline for entrants is July 1, 2011. The winner of the contest will get to take me to lunch at a restaurant of my choosing. Oh okay, I’ll take the winner to lunch. Cry babies!
Old business – There are two winner of the doo rag contest chosen from the plethora of entries. The first winner is Barb Riley DVR for her Hawaiian themed doo rag. I will be going the fabric store later today.
The first runner up is Gary Stockbridge (This has nothing to do with him being the DWIB chair. I swear to goodness; I can’t swear to God, because I might go to hell). If for any reason Dr. Riley is unable to fulfill her obligations, Mr. Stockbridge will be declared Mr. Doo Rag. Though he did not design a doo rag he actually bought me two – an Army one and a Harley Davidson one. I am quite the man about town.
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